Pathfinder: An Odd Group Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Lightning, Lightning, Very, Very Frightening

Journeying through many an empty village, our heroes were soon imposed upon by a storm. It wouldn't have bothered them, except that lightning bolts were determined to kill them, and they were in the open. They ran into a forest (which Gilyan recognised as the Fey Forest), and still had lightning shoot at them. They chilled there for the rest of the storm. Pit thought it would be a great idea to use her sword as a lightning rod, and instead caught the attention of an invisible thing, which thought it would be fun to screw with our heads by jiggling the sword. We freaked, and Pit punched it. Also, some of us became temporarily deaf. Meanwhile, Alea woke up in the field, and discovered that she had no pants. She wandered back to her town (now devoid of life), and proceeded to the tailor shop, made herself some smashing pants (out of a skirt), and then got piss drunk in the tavern cellar. After the storm broke, the main group made their way to the town, and saw the tavern door was open. Brave explorers as we were, we waltzed in, except the deaf people, who were dragged. Alea burped, and Pit found her. turns out, she's a cleric, and she healed our deafness, after being sobered up by the monk, who gave Chastity the finger for some reason. Twice. Anyway, we were all cured, and another storm started. Everyone except Gideon and Gilyan decided to get drunk. Chastity and Pit conspired to dump ale all over Gilyan's head. It worked, but Chastity got punched in the gut for her trouble. Apparently it was worth it. Meanwhile, the monk has downed an entire bottle of port knowingly, and two unknowingly. Pit passes out, and Chastity takes her shoes, and projectile vomits all over her, and Jon takes her pants. Alea crochets phallic emblems on random bits of fabric. while drunk. Both Jon and Chastity shortly pass out. after hiding the shoes, which Pit never sees again.